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here is a tip for you and your family

Posted by Toast - August 23rd, 2007

i ate chinese noodles with ketchup yesterday and it didn't taste very well. i do not advise you to try it at home unless you have a prescription from your local doctor like me (because i am allergic to milk, but sometimes i eat cereals with milk and my parents don't know and then my stomache hurts and it makes funny noises and my brain hurts :( )

with pasta it's different though, because pasta with no sauce has no taste, which means that you must add something to it. pizza is like pasta but you can't eat both pizza and noodles at the same time because of the bread

some people across the web do not like pizza and they tried eating their slices of toast with ketchup, but that is wrong.

here is a tip for you and your family

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FrozenSheep 2007-08-24 15:24:07

I FIND THE PICTURE EXTREMELY EROTIC.

Orange-Jews 2007-08-30 03:11:10

fuck you

Toast 2007-08-30 03:11:10

no fuck you

Cherban 2007-11-07 12:58:07

Keep drinking milk. Even when you think you can't drink any more, drink more. Eventually you'll pass out and drown in your own vomit, which would make the world a much better place.

line 2007-12-06 16:47:01

FUCK UR MOM FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toast 2007-12-06 16:47:01

fuck u

PIEMANwantsaMUNKEY 2008-01-14 16:40:48

bread with mayo mustard milk vomit and your own dog onto a sandwich and eat it and u will feel better in no time p.s eat pudding 1000000000000000000000000000000 times a day

Toast 2008-01-14 16:40:48

fuck you

TOXlCITY 2008-02-01 23:50:22

Fuck you Orange-Jews Cherban And line GO 2 HELLZORZ

TOXlCITY 2008-02-01 23:51:55

And Fuck You Too MUNKEY

Toast 2008-02-01 23:51:55

fuck off you're a monkey

ThaDj 2008-02-17 21:18:52

Cake?

TOXlCITY 2008-03-01 02:44:10

yes cake

Kool-Aid 2008-05-12 20:29:11

THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS.

Yeah right. I hate ketchup on anything. even....

french friessssss

CaiWengi 2008-06-24 05:58:01

Heh, toast

Thomas 2008-07-24 04:33:10

Alright I'll remember that!!11

SkySausage 2008-07-24 11:54:20

Nicely toasted.

Toast 2008-07-24 11:54:20

It's not mine, I toast them way better.. obviously.

MeLucky 2008-07-28 07:09:51

so...why the fuck do you have a picture of two pieces of toast with tomato sauce and pickles?
Doesn't have much to do with the topic...as in it wasn't included in the topic...
:@ NOOOB

Toast 2008-07-28 07:09:51

"some people across the web do not like pizza and they tried eating their slices of toast with ketchup, but that is wrong."

lren to read

( and wright)

doctormellow 2008-07-29 12:29:14

~pizza is like pasta but you can't eat both pizza and noodles at the same time because of the bread~

There is a pizza buffet place nearby me (yeah...) and it has macoroni and cheese pizza, so that defy's it =D

Toast 2008-07-29 12:29:14

i wrote it a long time ago when i was a noob. now i believe in equal rights for bread and pasta.
capitalism will not be tolerated on this page anymore so beware

El-Presidente 2008-08-02 14:56:22

I wonder how toast topped pancakes would taste. Dayuuuum. Oh...and FUCK YOU
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

Toast 2008-08-02 14:56:22

fuck u

Gatling 2008-08-03 13:26:14

WAT

Toast 2008-08-03 13:26:14

fuck ur muther

Kool-Aid 2008-08-04 16:14:43

COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT
TOAST IS GUUUD
I HAD IT THIS MORNING
TOAST IS SO PIZZA

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